This post is dedicated to those pearls of wisdom Brits can’t help splurting out when
mistakenly given the vaguest encouragement. They will cover a multitude of subjects: politics, culture, and, of course, the weather.
I wouldn’t want the Queen’s job
Stephen Fry – a national treasure
This country’s gone to the dogs
The Tories fix the economy and Labour break it
Whatever else you say about ‘im, that Enoch Powell ‘ad a point
We’re just an island – there’s no more room!
I like snow, I just can’t stand the slushy stuff
Diana was the People’s Princess
‘R’ Diana was knocked off by Charles
While alive: she’ll open ‘er legs for just about anything
This wouldn’t ‘ave ‘appened under Thatcher
We’re a nation of animal lovers [Has no one actually seen a battery farm?]
We ‘ave TV so who needs books?
No one ‘as any respect from the old anymore
On buses and similar things: there’s nuffin and then fifteen come at once
I’m not racist but…
On rain: it’s about to piss it down
That London’s too big for me
A Englishman’s house is his castle
That restaurant/wine/degree of personal cleanliness is too posh for my liking
I ain’t being funny but…