Conservatives are under the misapprehension that those aspects of society which are good and hard-fought for, are in fact eternal (probably God-given), and it is foolish to try and improve on them
Traditionalists/reactionaries feel that those aspects of society which are good and hard-fought for, are in fact eternal (certainly God-given), and it is high treason to try and improve on them c. 1600 A.D.
Social democrats want to know why you just won’t cut them a break and just let them do what’s in your best interest
Liberals want to know if you’ve heard all about the latest scandal currently shaking the literary scene?
Socialists are frequently left stupefied by power – the awfulness of those with it, the ghastliness of welding it
Marxists have better constitutions for handling the burdens of power (somewhat worse, though, at letting go)
Anarchists make interesting footnotes, bad dinner guests
“Alt-rightists”, the ugly babies of Self-Pity and Self-Aggrandizement, are fascists
Fascists are moderately easier to shoot than rabbits